Welcome, Lunar Resident!
Congratulations on securing your crater-side property! As a proud member of the Moon Homeowners Association, you now enjoy the privilege of abiding by the most unnecessarily strict rules in the solar system.
Important Rules & Regulations
- No unauthorized rocket landings after 9 PM. Some of us are trying to maintain a normal Earth-based circadian rhythm.
- All moon dust must be kept on your property. Excess dust that drifts into a neighbor's crater is subject to a strongly worded letter.
- No alien lawn ornaments taller than 3 feet. This includes inflatable Martians.
- Residents must maintain the reflectiveness of their property at all times to meet Earth-visibility standards.
- Howling at the Earth is limited to weekends and approved holidays.
Community Amenities
- Zero-gravity swimming pool (currently floating away, please report sightings)
- The "Moonwalk" walking trail (includes complimentary 80s music)
- Solar-powered tanning deck (results may vary depending on your hemisphere)
Upcoming Events
- Tuesday: Crater Cleanup Crew — BYOB (Bring Your Own Broom)
- Friday: Full Moon Party — Attendance required even if you're shy
- Saturday: HOA Meeting — Agenda: "Who keeps writing 'MONS RULE' on the lunar surface?"
Contact
Email us at [email protected] — but please note: all emails automatically go to spam.
Neighborhood Render
Behold the stunning lunar suburbia approved by the Moon HOA:
